March 2012
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Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a...
– Robert Frost (via juxtinposition)
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Serious Conversations at the house
Crys: ...and I just want to be aware of that, because I know sometimes people use sex as a weapon --
Me: Oh, that reminds me. What's a claymore?
Crys: ...I don't actually know.
Me: Conversation pause. I'm Wikipediaing that shit.
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
Don’t you think my life is confusing enough? And listen, if John Simm could hear...
– Steven Moffat regarding the rumours of Benedict being the new Master (via saniday)
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She was China on the United Nations Security Council of my virginity.
– Eddie Izzard
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Going to get titrated.
Ciao, tumblr.
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Sometimes I’d rather be a tree frog. I don’t think they fall asleep worried that...
– Stephen Fry
(via tigerxxeyes)
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HEY GUYS
Who has my copy of The Lathe of Heaven?
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February 2012
289 posts
Anonymous asked: FEEL BETTAH
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I'm in this weird mood where the mere fact that...
All of this is absolutely, completely irrational and unhelpful. So clearly you need to know all about it, tumblr.
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Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of...
– John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
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Pretty pissed at myself right now.
I cracked under pressure — stupid pressure. I’m not meant to do that.
Arrggh.
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I just watched all the footage I took at the...
I REGRET NOTHING
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Fun at the aquarium dance.
LMFAO: I'm sexy and I know it.
Elmo: I'm Elmo and I know it.
Moray eel: Looking into my nightmare jaw is like confronting the fact of your own mortality and I know it.
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thatsmoderatelyraven:
cheezepizza:
shorturl:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
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Edward Spoon Hands: You know I was kidding right? →
edwardspoonhands:
So I made my video today for two reasons. One, because I wanted to showcase and comment upon the vast amount of cute that we have in our world, because it’s fun to think about things we don’t think about (even if I’m thinking about them in idiotic ways.)
But the other reason is that I…
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Some guy on OkCupid literally just called me...
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Things to do tonight:
Finish my EMT chapters
Study for the actual midterm
clean up the forest of mugs putting down roots in my room
Laundry
Print, draw on, and mail my pen pal letter
Maybe make a video for tomorrow?
Start on my lab reports
Get my immunization records together
Start on my Orgo homework
Email the MCAT guy
sleep (?)
Eventually?
…Maybe?
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So sleepy. arhglkj.
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